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The Bride, White Of Hair, Is Stooped Over Her Cane Her Faltering Footsteps Need Guiding. While Down The Church Aisle, With Wan Toothless Smile, The Groom In A Wheelchair Comes Riding. And Who Is This Elderly Couple You Ask? You'll Find, When You've Closely Explored It, That Here Is That Rare, Most Conservative Pair, Who Waited 'til They Could Afford It.

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Children Are Supposed To Help Hold A Marriage Together. They Do This In A Number Of Ways. For Instance, They Demand So Much Attention That A Husband And Wife, Concentrating On Their Children, Fail To Notice Each Other's Faults.

My Day-old Son Is Plenty Scrawny, His Mouth Is Wide With Screams, Or Yawny; His Ears Seem Larger Than He's Needing, His Nose Is Flat, His Chin's Receding. His Skin Is Very, Very Red, He Has No Hair Upon His Head, And Yet I'm Proud As Proud Can Be, To Hear You Say He Looks Like Me.

Although Practice Swings Can Be Helpful Things, Twere Better, Indeed, Not Take Any Than To Fiddle And Fret And Before Playing Get Exhausted From Taking Too Many.