The Great Thing About Living

In Southern Spain, They Made Me Eat A Bull's Testicles. They Were Really Garlicky, Which I Don't Like. I Prefer To Take A Bull By The Horns, Not By, Um...

I Always Loved My Bangles, I Can't Remember A Time When I Didn't Have A Bangle On.

Every City Has A Donald Trump; Ours Is Just The Trumpiest.

Most Of Cooking Is The Labor Of Chopping. Give Yourself A Break. Pretend You're On A Cooking Show And Have All Your Ingredients Lined Up For You.

One Thing That Happens When You're Pregnant Is That As Your Stomach Starts To Stretch. It Itches! So I Have To Keep My Belly Really Lubricated. Every Morning, There's A Buttering Ceremony After I Get Out Of The Shower. It's Really Like Basting A Turkey With Body Butter.