The Habits That Took Years

You Can Be Fat And Love Yourself. You Can Be Fat And Have A Great Damn Personality. You Can Be Fat And Sew Your Own Clothes. But You Can't Be Fat And Healthy.

I'm Not A Role Model To My Kids. They're A Role Model To Me.

If You Want A Higher Power, Go To The Goddamn Sun. Just Go To The Sun - And Stop Destroying The Ozone Layer.

I Know The Guru Route, I Know You Go Sit On A Mountain. But Screw India. I Ain't Going There.

There Isn't A Theologian In The World Who Can Argue With Me On This. God Has No Gender. If That's The Case, Then Everything Needs To Be Rewritten Now, Right Now.