The Human Diet Consists Of

Those Who Sniff Decay In Every Shift Of Sense Or Alteration Of Usage Do The Language No Service. Too Often For Such People The Notion Of Good English Has Less To Do With Expressing Ideas Clearly Than With Making Words Conform To Some Arbitrary Pattern.

Isn´t It Strange How Wealth Is Always Wasted On The Rich?

The Average Southerner Has The Speech Patterns Of Someone Slipping In And Out Of Consciousness. I Can Change My Shoes And Socks Faster Than Most People In Mississippi Can Speak A Sentence.

My First Rule Of Consumerism Is Never To Buy Anything You Can't Make Your Children Carry.

Most Of What Has Lived On Earth Has Left Behind No Record At All.