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If I Was On An Airplane, The People In Coach Would Know Who I Am. But No One In First Class Would Know.

In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But In New York, I've Gone Out With Girls With Purple Hair Who Go Out With Me Because I'm Exotic!

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.

Actually, The Reason I Look Like This Is Because My Father Was From Sweden And My Mother Was Elton John.

I Am A Guy Who Talks About Bacon And Escalators. Stand-up Comedy Is Very Much A Conversation. It's Very Personal, Stylistically.