The Idealist Regards Facts As

The Beginning Of Self-knowledge: Recognizing That Your Motives Are The Same As Other People's.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Living Alone Makes It Harder To Find Someone To Blame.

The Critical Spirit Never Knows When To Stop Meddling.

An Event Is Not Over Until Everyone Is Tired Of Talking About It.