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Constant Talkers Are Unheard.

The Ugly Can Achieve An Absoluteness Beyond The Reach Of Beauty.

The Popping Of Bubblegum Discourages The Most Determined Lecher.

I Have A Special Grudge Against Those Who Have The Same Faults As I Do.

The Ninety Percent Of Human Experience That Does Not Fit Into Established Narrative Patterns Falls Into Oblivion.