The Key To Life Is

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.