The Kids All Knew Me

If There's A Disney Animated Feature Based In Hawaii, I Knew I Had To Be Part Of It. I'm Very Proud To Be From Hawaii. There Was No Question The Role Was Mine.

I Had Been Gullible, Naive, Soft, Pliable. That's Why I Got Taken Advantage Of. To Survive, You Have To Have A Tough Skin.

I'm Concentrating On The Positive, On All The Wonderful Things I'm Doing Now.

Beauty Lasts Five Minutes. Maybe Longer If You Have A Good Plastic Surgeon.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?