The Last Birthday That's Any

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

I Like Valentine's Day. The Trouble Is The Florists And The Candy-makers And The Card People Are All Advertising So Much, You Don't Dare Let The Day Go By Without Making An Offering, Whether You Mean It Or Not. Money Exceeds Affection.

Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good News.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.

All Men Are Not Created Equal But Should Be Treated As Though They Were Under The Law.