The Length Of Your Education

Multi-tasking Arises Out Of Distraction Itself.

Relatively Few Of Us Will Find The Time-or Take It-to Live An Ever Enlarging Life.

Be Able To Sneeze Without Sounding Ridiculous. That Means Neither Stifling Yourself Or Spraying Your Immediate Vicinity.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.

No One Would Choose To Be Jerked Randomly Off Task Again And Again Until You Have Half A Dozen Things You're Trying To Get Done, All At The Same Time.