The Lightly-jumping, Glowrin' Trouts, That

Nursing Her Wrath To Keep It Warm.--robert Burns

Just Now I've Taen The Fit O' Rhyme / My Barmie Noddle's Working Prime.

Mankind Is A Science That Defies Definitions.

Life Is But A Day At Most.

Burns' Hog-weighing Method: (1) Get A Perfectly Symmetrical Plank And Balance It Across A Sawhorse. (2) Put The Hog On One End Of The Plank. (3) Pile Rocks On The Other End Until The Plank Is Again Perfectly Balanced. (4) Carefully Guess The Weight Of The Rocks.