The Little Suckings And Smackings

Birth Dates And Bathroom Scales Tell More Truth Than I Want To Know.

Aphorisms Have Never Seduced Anybody, But They Have Fooled Some Into Considering Themselves Worldly-wise.

Old Men Feel A Slightly Reluctant Affection For One Another.

Expensive Advertising Courts Us With Hints And Images. The Ordinary Kind Merely Says, Buy.

Romantics Consider Common Sense Vulgar.