The Longest Sentence You Can

Skin Diseases Are Something Doctors Like, The Patient Neither Dies Nor Gets Well.

Whenever A Reporter Is Assigned To Cover A Methodist Conference, He Comes Home An Atheist.

There Is Only One Honest Impulse At The Bottom Of Puritanism, And That Is The Impulse To Punish The Man With A Superior Capacity For Happiness.

Experience Is A Poor Guide To Man, And Is Seldom Followed. What Really Teaches A Man Is Not Experience, But Observation.

The New Deal Began, Like The Salvation Army, By Promising To Save Humanity. It Ended, Again Like The Salvation Army, By Running Flop-houses And Disturbing The Peace.