The Man I'll Never Be,

They Wanted Me To Be A Concert Pianist, Because I Had A Very Good Right Hand, But My Left Hand's Terrible And I Hated Performing.

Almost All The Shows I've Been Connected With Have Been Extremely Well Cast. They're Playing The Show, Not Just Doing The Songs.

I Really Don't Want To Write A Score Until The Whole Show Is Cast And Staged.

A Close-up On Screen Can Say All A Song Can.

So Here's To The Girls On The Go Everybody Tries. Look Into Their Eyes, And You'll See What They Know: Everybody Dies. A Toast To That Invincible Bunch, The Dinosaurs Surviving The Crunch. Let's Hear It For The Ladies Who Lunch Everybody Rise!