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Education Makes Us More Stupid Than The Brutes. A Thousand Voices Call To Us On Every Hand, But Our Ears Are Stopped With Wisdom.

Oh God, If You Want Women To Never Again Raise Their Voices, Then Create An Adult Man!

The Secret Of Success Is Sincerity. Once You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

You're An Attorney. It's Your Duty To Lie, Conceal, And Distort Everything, And Slander Everybody.