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Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

The More People There Are, The More Food We Need, The More Space We Occupy, The More Resources And Consumer Goods We Wish To Have And The More Development Has To Take Place

But We Are Not Going To Be Able To Survive On This Limited Planet If The Population Keeps On Growing: There Isn't Going To Be Anything Left.

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