The Medium Is Not The

Never Ascribe To Conspiracy That Which Can Be Attributed To Ignorance.

I Think People Under Age 55 Come To Vegas With A Certain Sense Of Irony.

The First Amendment Says Nothing About Your Getting Paid For Saying Anything. It Just Says You Can Say It. I Don't Believe That If A Corporation Pulls All The Money Out Of You Or A Network Pulls Their Money Away Or You Get Fired, You're Being Censored.

I Was Always A Little Embarrassed When There Was An Act On Television That Requires A Great Deal Of Skill But Is A Little Goofy, And The Host Comes Over And Acts Like The Person Doing This Skill Is Some Sort Of Fool For Having Learned To Do Something That's Very, Very Difficult.

Tolerance Is You Saying Something Crazy And Me Smiling And Saying, 'that's Nice.'