The Minute I Think I'm

I Am Not Very Smart, But I Recognize That I Am Not Very Smart.

Because I Couldn't Go For Three.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

Any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.

It's Never An Upset If The So-called Underdog Has All Along Considered Itself The Better Team.