The Modest Person Is Usually

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

Most People Put Off Till Tomorrow That Which They Should Have Done Yesterday.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.