You Release These Things, And

My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'

There's No Skill. You Can Be A Rock And Move Into Another Tax Bracket.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

I'm Fascinated By Mankind. I Grew Up Watching 'candid Camera' And Thought It Was Funnier Than Any Standup, Any Joke, Anything That Could Possibly Be Written Because You're Dealing With Humanity. And People Can Relate To That. It Touches Everybody Who Sees It. It Hits A Nerve.