The New National Campfire -

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

I Am Not For Abortion; Nobody Is For Abortion. I Am For Your Right To Make Your Own Hard Choices In This World.

If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

When The Anchorman Is Wearing A Colonel's Uniform, It Tells You Something.

'these Boat People,' Says The Government Of Hong Kong, 'they All Want To Go To America.' Well, I Swear I Don't Know Why, Do You? I Mean, Take Vietnam. Why Would Any Vietnamese Come To America After What American Did To Vietnam? Don't They Remember My Lai, Napalm, Sylvester Stallone?