The Next Time You Feel

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.