The One Serious Conviction That

Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

A Friend Who Cannot At A Pinch Remember A Thing Or Two That Never Happened Is As Bad As One Who Does Not Know How To Forget.

The Function Of Vice Is To Keep Virtue Within Reasonable Bounds.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.