The Only Change I Can

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.