The Only Laws A Man

I Highly Recommend Worrying. It Is Much More Effective Than Dieting.

Believe It Or Not, Bananas Do Contain A Small Quantity Of Musa Sapientum Bananadine, Which Is A Mild, Short-lasting Psychedelic.

Every Person, Whether In Wartime Or Not, Should Keep A Pistol And Rifle In His House At All Times. If A Person Is Not Going To Protect Himself, And Wishes The Government To Do It For Him, How Can He Complain When The Government Decides To Protect Itself Against Him, And Executes Him?

Dessert Is Probably The Most Important Stage Of The Meal, Since It Will Be The Last Thing Your Guests Remember Before They Pass Out All Over The Table.

A Government Creates Its Own Revolution. There Can Be No Revolt Without It.