The Only Living Works Are

People In General Are Equally Horrified At Hearing The Christian Religion Doubted, And At Seeing It Practiced.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Marriage Is Distinctly And Repeatedly Excluded From Heaven. Is This Because It Is Thought Likely To Mar The General Felicity?

Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

There Is Nothing So Unthinkable As Thought, Unless It Be The Entire Absence Of Thought.