The Only Mystery In Life

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

I Come From New York Where, If You Fall Down, Someone Will Pick You Up By Your Wallet.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

You Better Have Great Practices.