The Only People You Need

Never Give Up On The Things That Make You Smile.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.

When I Have A Daughter I Have A Lot Of Good Advice For Her.

I Don't Have Sex Unless I'm In A Relationship. I'm Old-fashioned When It Comes To That. I Really Am!