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...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

Usually, A Range Rover Would Be Beaten Away From The Lights By A Diesel Powered Wheelbarrow.

Boredom Forces You To Ring People You Haven’t Seen For Eighteen Years And Halfway Through The Conversation You Remember Why You Left It So Long. Boredom Means You Start To Read Not Only Mail-order Catalogues But Also The Advertising Inserts That Fall On The Floor. Boredom Gives You Half A Mind To Get A Gun And Go Berserk In The Local Shopping Centre, And You Know Where This Is Going. Eventually, Boredom Means You Will Take Up Golf.

A Turbo: Exhaust Gasses Go Into The Turbocharger And Spin It, Witchcraft Happens And You Go Faster.

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.