The Only Reason I Ever

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

Of All The Hazards, Fear Is The Worst.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.