The Only Risk Of Failure

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For The Record, I Am Not A Nut. I Am An Optimist. That's Exactly Like A Nut Except With A Better Attitude.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.