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I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

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A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.