The Only Thing Chicken About

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.