The Only Thing More Certain

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.