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The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.
-Phyllis Diller
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The Only Time I Ever

Phyllis Diller
The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.
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