The Only Time I Took

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.