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You're Born, You Die. Everything In Between Is Subject To Interpretation.

If Pregnancy Were A Book They Would Cut The Last Two Chapters.

Suddenly, One Day, There Was This Thing Called Parenting. Parenting Was Serious. Parenting Was Fierce. Parenting Was Solemn. Parenting Was A Participle, Like Going And Doing And Crusading And Worrying.

There Are Plenty Of Men Who Philander During The Summer, To Be Sure, But They Are Usually The Same Lot Who Philander During The Winter - Albeit With Less Convenience.

I Have For Many Years Been Puzzled By The Persistence Of Hugh Hefner. Why Is He Still Here?