The Parent Who Could See

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

Any Two Meals At A Boarding-house Are Together Less Than Two Square Meals.

Writing Is Not Hard. Just Get Paper And Pencil, Sit Down, And Write As It Occurs To You. The Writing Is Easy-it's The Occurring That's Hard.

Most People Can Tire Of A Lecture In Fifteen Minutes, Clever People Can Do It In Five, And Sensible People Don't Go To Lectures At All.