The Politician Who Never Made

When I Was In Office The Fundraising Was Done By The Party Treasurers.

When Your Back Is Against The Wall, There Is Only One Thing To Do, And That Is Turn Around And Fight.

I Mean If You Have Ever Found A Politician Who Says, 'no, No, I Would Do Everything Exactly As I Did,' Then You Can Tell When He Is Lying Because His Lips Are Moving.

Let's Turn British Inventions Into British Industries, British Factories And British Jobs. Let Them Make Pounds For Us, Not Dollars Marks Or Yen For Others.

A Country Of Long Shadows On County Cricket Grounds, Warm Beer, Green Suburbs, Dog Lovers, And Old Maids Cycling To Holy Communion Through The Morning Mist.