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I Never Thought I'd Say This, What Obama Needs In His Personality Is A Little George Bush.

As A Comedian, I Think We All Look For Those Areas Where The Truth Diverts From What People Are Saying. That's Why Politics Is Such A Rich Area For Us, Because Politicians Make Promises, And They Don't Keep Them, And When We Point Out The Difference, We Get The Laugh.

I Think The News People No Longer Have Any Idea Of What Covering The News Is.

My Policy Is I Am Always More Than Happy To Say, "i'm Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings." What I Am Not Willing To Do Is Take Back What I Said. Unless I Am Wrong.

Talk To Women Who've Ever Dated An Arab Man. The Results Are Not Good.