The President Of Today Is

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.