The President Scores Much Better

We Expect Them [salvadoran Officials] To Work Toward The Elimination Of Human Rights.

Murphy Brown Is Doing Better Than I Am. At Least She Knows She Still Has A Job Next Year.

We Have Seen Pictures [of Mars] Where There There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen, That Means We Can Breathe.

Add One Little Bit On The End... Think Of 'potato,' How's It Spelled? You're Right Phonetically, But What Else...? There Ya Go...alright!

What The Media Wants And What The Media Demands Of Christians Is Very Simply This: Your Silence.