The Press Is Our Chief

If You Live Among Dogs, Keep A Stick. After All, This Is What A Hound Has Teeth For-to Bite When He Feels Like It!

If You Feed The People Just With Revolutionary Slogans They Will Listen Today, They Will Listen Tomorrow, They Will Listen The Day After Tomorrow, But On The Fourth Day They Will Say, "to Hell With You."

I Can Prophecy That Your Grandchildren In America Will Live Under Socialism -- Our Firm Conviction Is That Sooner Or Later Capitalism Will Give Way To Socialism. Whether You Like It Or Not, History Is On Our Side. We Will Bury You.

You Americans Are So Gullible. No, You Won't Accept Communism Outright, But We'll Keep Feeding You Small Doses Of Socialism Until You'll Finally Wake Up And Find You Already Have Communism. We Won't Have To Fight You. We'll So Weaken Your Economy Until You'll Fall Like Overripe Fruit Into Our Hands.

No One Is Born A Communist... In The Soviet Union Farmers Keep On Looking In The Barn For Their Horses Even After They Have Given Them To The Collective.