The Prime Of Life Is

The Only Way Some Of Us Exercise Our Minds Is By Jumping To Conclusions.

Sometimes We Deny Being Worthy Of Praise, Hoping To Generate An Argument We Would Be Pleased To Lose.

If We Fixed A Hangnail The Way Our Government Fixes The Economy, We'd Slam A Car Door On It.

There's Always Somebody Who Is Paid Too Much, And Taxed Too Little - And It's Always Somebody Else.

Every Adult Should Be An Expert On Teenagers, After Spending Life's Seven Longest Years Being One.