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Hollywood Isn't Your Cesspool, America. It's Your Mirror.

A Lot Of People Have Warned President Clinton That Bosnia Will Turn Into Another Vietnam, Which Would Be Embarrassing For Him Because He'll Have To Go Back To College.

Talk To Women Who've Ever Dated An Arab Man. The Results Are Not Good.

The President Is Not Doing Well With African Americans. His Popularity Rating - His Approval Rating - With Blacks: Two Percent. Two Percent. That Is Somewhere Between Mark Fuhrman And Sickle Cell Anemia.

New Rule: The People Of America Who Were Most In Favor Of The Iraq War Must Now Go There And Fight It.