The Problems Of Three Little

The Only Thing Money Is Good For Is To Buy Your Freedom.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

The Only Reason To Make A Million Dollars In This Business Is To Tell Some Fat Producer To Go To Hell.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.