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You Know Those Navy Seals, They Weren't Democrats And Republicans. They Were Just Doing What Was Best For America. Wouldn't That Be A Great Country If All Of You Americans Were Just Like That? You Followed Orders, You Marched In Step And You Followed My Agenda.

I've Just Returned From My Daughter's Halloween Parade At Grade School. She Was Supergirl - And She Was Perfect. And, Even Better, She Still Considers Boys To Be Made Of Kryptonite.

The Truth Is France Has Been The Chief Western Advocate Of Normalizing Relations With Iraq - One Of Its Largest Trading Partners - For Years, Partly Because France Holds Billions In Ious From Iraq That Wouldn't Be Redeemable By A New Regime.

Despite What You May Have Been Taught About Indians Or Africans Or Ancient Celts, Poor People Are Terrible Stewards Of Their Environment. For Instance, If My Kid Were Starving To Death, I Would Happily Feed Her Fresh Panda.

Joe Biden Says The Wall Street Crisis Is The Result Of George W. Bush's Tax Cuts, Which Makes As Much Sense As Blaming The Rising Price Of Fairy Dust. But As A Wise Man Once Asked, Who Gives A Rat's Patoot What Joe Biden Thinks?