The Purity Of Jewish Upbringing

I Always Thought I Had Crooked Eyebrows And Crooked Teeth. That's Why I Never Understood Why People Called Me A Beauty.

We Live In An Age Of Mediocrity. Stars Today Are Not The Same Stature As Bogie [humphrey Bogart], James Cagney, Spencer Tracy, Henry Fonda And Jimmy Stewart [james Stewart].

No, I'm Afraid They Might Slip And Hit A Nerve And I'd End Up With One Side Of My Face Hanging Down Or Something. I'll Just Stick With This One For A While And Take My Chances. I'll Be Brave.

As Long As I Can Walk And Talk, I'll Try Almost Anything. I Say "almost" Because The High Wire Is Definitely Out.

I've Still Not Gotten My Choice Of The Best Roles In The World.