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A Lot Of Times Nerds Are Really Artists Listening To The Beat Of Another Drummer.

You Know What, When I Was Thin, I Thought There Was A Fat Girl Trying To Get Out Of Me.

I Had Left Home (like All Jewish Girls) In Order To Eat Pork And Take Birth Control Pills. When I First Shared An Intimate Evening With My Husband, I Was Swept Away By The Passion (so Dormant Inside Myself) Of A Long And Tortured Existence. The Physical Cravings I Had Tried So Hard To Deny, Finally And Ultimately Sated ... But Enough About The Pork.

Take This Marriage Thing Seriously - It Has To Last All The Way To The Divorce.

It's The Night Of The Living Dead. It's Scary Out Here.